plz talk dirty to me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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