Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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