I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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