I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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