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I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

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(408): View more from California

Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.

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(770): View more from Georgia

and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it

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(573): View more from Missouri

I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...

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She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?

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(831): View more from California

Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?

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