So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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