I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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