Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize
