Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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