so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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