Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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