Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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