He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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