Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
