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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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