I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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