He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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