from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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