Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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