I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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