Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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