Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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