Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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