if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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