Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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