and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
