His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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