i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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