Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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