great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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