Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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