we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
BRING THE BAGELS
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
