That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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