shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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