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(317): View more from Indiana

Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

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(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother. http://tfl.nu/z8j5

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(317): View more from Indiana

question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?

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(317): question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay? http://tfl.nu/r2f8

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement

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(973): so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement http://tfl.nu/oky4

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me

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(732): my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me http://tfl.nu/ef5u

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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life

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(774): So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life http://tfl.nu/2cua

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.

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(303): It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore. http://tfl.nu/nzed

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.

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(617): i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here. http://tfl.nu/jd5o

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(518): View more from New York

I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.

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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere. http://tfl.nu/r42x

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(515): View more from Iowa

I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!

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(515): I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! http://tfl.nu/9v3y

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent

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(636): Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent http://tfl.nu/1tsa

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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.

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(+61): We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia. http://tfl.nu/ry0s

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(973): View more from New Jersey

But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.

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(973): But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing. http://tfl.nu/ee1i

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age

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Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity

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(612): So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age (612): Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity http://tfl.nu/l9mx

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(559): View more from California

I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right

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(559): I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right http://tfl.nu/jxe2

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.

(240): View more from Maryland

That's going to be the title of my memoir.

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(856): Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina. (240): That's going to be the title of my memoir. http://tfl.nu/3hns

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