sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When did angry sex become our thing?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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