I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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