he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
