Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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