She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Sober January is a disaster.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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