You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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