at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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