but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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