i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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