Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Alive.
So much puke
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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