my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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