yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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