Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You were trust falling into bushes
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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