Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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