omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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