guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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