nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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