So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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