I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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