420 ftw
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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