I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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