Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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